"Are you sure the first thing he knows is that his parents fell in love during an armed robbery?

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

wearyvoices:

You’re waiting for a train. A train that’ll take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you. But you can’t know for sure. Yet it doesn’t matter. 

  • me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
  • next day: *everything fucks up*
  • me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
  • next day: *everything fucks up*
  • me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
  • next day: *everything fucks up*
posted 14 hours ago via heart · © sealcat with 522,309 notes

sealcat:

no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it

posted 14 hours ago via heart · © sealcat with 522,309 notes

sealcat:

no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it

posted 14 hours ago via heart · © sealcat with 522,309 notes

sealcat:

no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it

unsuccessfulblogger:

if i catch you glancing at me more than twice i will automatically think you like me so please don’t look at me ever

lotr meme: ten scenes [5/10] → the lighting of the beacons

  • mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon
#got

canadianslut:

*opens 27 snapchats and doesn’t reply to a single one*

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